CARPS #3
i was going through some old stuffs today when i stumbled upon a slum i made back in Kings College. It really brought wide smiles to my face. One thing I won't ever forget is CARPS{ Creativity Arisen Redefined and Partially Stupid}. i call them High IQ jokes cause only people with high IQ and/or a good sense of sarcasm can understand them. I've dropped one here before but would be pleasured to drop a few more. These school jokes were created by Kings College Old Boys 2013/2014 set. Have fun.
* i run a poultry but i ain't got a chick
* what is the difference between Mr Bean's argument and a knife? = a knife has a point
* what do you call a dead man who throws a party? = ghost [g-host]
* what do you call two windows in love? = louvers
* why did the lumberman open the maths book? = to find LOG
* you don't need a track to run mad
* i was standing outside cause my teacher said i need to be outside
* the sweetest kind of moon is our honeymoon
* why don't people play cards in the jungle? = cos there are many cheetahs[cheaters] there
Have a very blissful day. with much love.
* i run a poultry but i ain't got a chick
* what is the difference between Mr Bean's argument and a knife? = a knife has a point
* what do you call a dead man who throws a party? = ghost [g-host]
* what do you call two windows in love? = louvers
* why did the lumberman open the maths book? = to find LOG
* you don't need a track to run mad
* i was standing outside cause my teacher said i need to be outside
* the sweetest kind of moon is our honeymoon
* why don't people play cards in the jungle? = cos there are many cheetahs[cheaters] there
Have a very blissful day. with much love.
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